Adopt the "Carved from stone" pixel design (landing/design/) as the apex
onboarding page, ported from its React/Babel-via-CDN prototype to static
Astro so it works on an offline LAN. Real modded-LAN content replaces the
prototype's fictional public-SMP copy.
- Vendor web fonts locally (tooling/fetch-fonts.sh -> public/fonts/) so the
page renders without the Google Fonts CDN at party time.
- Port the design system (main.css: mood/hero/bevels) and split markup into
Astro components (Creeper, PixelIcon, CopyChip, ServerListPanel).
- site.ts holds language-neutral config + theme knobs (mood/hero/headFont/
dust) that replace the design's in-browser TweaksPanel; LITERALS holds
never-translated product/in-game terms.
- i18n: English (/), Spanish (/es/), Euskera (/eu/) generated from one
[...lang].astro via getStaticPaths; copy lives in src/i18n/ui.ts. Nav has
an EN/ES/EU switcher; html lang + hreflang set per page.
- Status panel shows a static server-list row + honest stat tiles (no fake
live count). Copy + scroll-reveal are the only client JS.
Build emits to ../www (gitignored). Euskera strings pending a native review.
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.8 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
Air-gap mirror uses tls internal; guests must trust Caddy's local CA. Serve it
at http://<domain>/ca.crt from a world-readable mount (the live pki dir is
root-only 0600). build-stack --up mirror|full exports the CA after bring-up;
landing page links it. Pre-creates the mount target to avoid a dir bind.
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.7 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
